Fan Fic

Written By Megs

The Power Puff Fans were sitting in there headquarters when all of a sudden IT happened!
"AHHHHHHHHHHH" screamed Power Puff Megz "Not this! anything but this!!" She continued to cry. The others quickly ran to see what the hell Megz was carrying on about! What they saw when they entered the room was nothing
short of horrific!. Poor Power Puff Megz was lying on the floor suffering a massive attack of some kind! One look at the t.v told them exactly why she was twitching and vomiting on the floor!
IT WAS BITCHNEY QUEERS ON MUCH MUSIC!!!
"OH NOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Jackie Screamed
"Quick, somebody change it." Luna instructed. Rae Rae flew across the room and quickly turned it off.
"I'll put on some LOR!!" RAE RAE said! "that always works" So Power Puff Rae Rae put on "Hardcore" and Megz started to come around!
"Thanks guys" megZ said while coughing "I thought I was a goner!"
Just then a call came in on the LOR to Power Puff emergency line! It was Colette and she was not doing well!
"WHAT WHAT WHAT!!!!!!" rae rae yelled into the phone! the others all looked very worried!
"Brittin's suffered a britney attack" Colette continued to explain to Rae Rae! "We need yer help"
"IT CAN'T BE!!!!" RAE rae said! "Megz jus suffered one too"
"are the rest of you okay?" Colette asked. "help! get here as soon as you can"
"Yeah! we'll be there soon" Rae Rae replied.
Rae Rae told the Power Puff Fans what had happened and they all left immediatelyto rescue Brittin.
"POWER PUFF AWAY"
*********POWER PUFF THEME MUSIC*********
They arrived at the LOR Mansion to find Brittin in an awful state. She was 10 times worse than megz was!
"I KNOW WHAT TO DO!" Luna told them! "Quick Jackie, put on some AFI!"
Jackie said okay and quickly flew across the room to put on some AFI! Again Luna's idea worked! Brittin came around and with help from all involved she was able to get up and remain standing.
"We must put an end to this evil Bitchney Queers" Jackie said in a authoritative tone!
"Yeah, but we will be destroyed for sure" Rae Rae remarked
"Not if we all wear Jello Pudding Helmets" Jackie said!
"Oh yeah! lets go make some" Rae Rae said. And with that they were off to make the helmets. They hustled and finished the helmets so they could come up with a plan! But before they could go they needed to give each member of LOR a special power. Since Leah allready had "crazy drumsticks" they needed to come up with powers for each member! Colette was given "Vocal Wave" a power that caused the victim to fall over when she yelled "Johnny". Brittin
was given "evil zombie gaze" where she could feeze her victims for about 10 seconds just by making eyecontact with
them! and finally Foxxie was given "jump double kick spin thing" where she coud jump up in the air and hover for like 5 seconds and kick and kick and kick some more! So now they figured they'd be allset when Rae Rae sugested ear plugs!
"Yeah! perfect that way we won't have to listen to that fucker at all! damn I hate that fucker!" Brittin said!
"haha! ...fucker...hehehehehe" Megz chuckled. everyone looked at her and she sat down! then she got back up cause it was time to go!
"TO THE LIVEONRELEASE MOBILE" Leah said
"POWER PUFF AWAY" and with that they were gone!
They got to the venue where the evil Bitchney was performing that night! they said that they were the pizza guys and where let in immediately! they had Brittin go on ahead and freeze all the security gaurds! and Foxx went with her to knock them out with her hover kick! it worked well just as they thought it would! They heard someone coming so Leah quickly turned around and whacked them with her drumstick! Its a good thing she turned around because it was one of Bitchneys evil mafia guys!
They Power Puff Fans and LiveonRelease got to the EVIL Bitchneys dressing room and braced themselves by putting on the jello pudding helmets and inserting the ear plugs! Then with a swift whip of Rae Raes wand, the door to the dressing room was knocked over! And they all chrged in ready for battle! But this is where the plan went wrong! LiveonRelease and The Power Puff Fans hadnt counted on Christina fuckerlara being in there too!
OH NO! Bitchney said! not the power puff fans and LiveonRelease! she exclaimed!
Prepare to be destroyed Luna said.
Im gonna mess you up fucker!!!! Brittin yelled
you bitches are going down Foxx added!
Colette and Rae Rae were still out in the hall gaurding against intruders! Then it started Luna farted and the battle was on! *bliff* *BLAM* Meg whipped Bitchney with a pigtale. *POWEE* Foxx hover kicked Christina and sent her flying. Bitchney started to sing! and despite the earplugs the girls could still hear it and it made them weak. but they persevered and kept fighing. Jackie puked and while Christina and Bitchney were whiping it off of them Brittin stared at them and then they froze! The girls quickly tied them up and threw them in a case! They grabbed Rae Rae and Colette and headed for the secret space station! There they put Bitchney And Christina into a ship and sent it too Pluto! and Bitchney and Christina Fuckerlara were never heard from again! The girls congratulated themselves on a job well done and decided to go to the LiveonRelease mansion to celebrate their victory against the evil Bitchney Queers and Christina Fuckerlara. On their way to the mansion people recognized them and thanked them for saving the world from those two asses!

it was nothing! Those fuckers had it coming Brittin responded as Lor posed for pictures with all the people! So that nights party was the best party any of them had ever gone to! So with the world safe from Bitchney and Christina, the power puff fans could rest peacefully and so could LOR! The end

[side note from megs:If that story is totally confusing, i apologize cause I was
VERY hyper on chocolate, cherry coke, pez and push pop at the time! :)]

Story 1

Story 2

Story 3

Story 4


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		Story 1 Fan Fiction Written By Rachel And Megs One shitty day in Calgary, Foxx, Brittin, Colette, and Leah were walking down the road, passing time until the show started. Then, out of no-where a man came and grabbed Colette and threw her in the back of a truck while the other girls ran away. "HELP ME YOU FUCKERS!!" she screamed. But they just ignored her and kept running. "I Coulda kicked his ass!!" Said Brittin when had stopped running. "YEAH!!! RIGHT ON!!" yelled Foxx. They continued to walk back towards the Back Alley, where the show was that night. They were all goofing off, and Brittin was running around a tour bus and WHAM she got whacked in the head and knocked out, the next thing she knew she was in the back of a truck with Colette. "AAHHH WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!?!" screamed Brittin. "WE'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY THE EVIL RECORD COMPANY FROM BANGLADESH, YOU IDIOT!!!" replied Colette in a knowing all tone! "FUCKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEER!!" screamed Brittin. "I AM A THIRD DEGREE BLACK BELT! I WILL FUCK YOU UP" "Not with my helmet made of jello and pudding" the evil record man replied! "AHHHHHHHHHHH NOT A JELLO AND PUDDING HELMET!!!! WE ARE DOOMED!!!" Screamed Colette and Brittin at once! The door to the van opens and in flys Foxx! And she lands on Brittin. Brittin screamed in agony and yelled at Foxx for landing on her. Foxx ignored her and started yelling at the evil record man! "YOU ASSWIPE!!! YOU STOLE MY SAILOR MOON STUFF. DIE YUPPY SCUM" Foxx screamed. and then she started kicking at him but it didn't work cause she was all tied up just like Colette and Brittin. Then they started to pull away and they yelled out the van to Leah for help "LEAH YOU HAVE TO RESCUE US!!!!" Leah nodded and quickly went to think of a way to rescue them. Leah thought long and hard then it hit her!! "I'LL CALL THE POWER PUFF FANS FOR HELP!!!" she exclaimed with great excitement!!! She quickly called Rachel, Luna, Hurl, and Meg and told them what had happened! they all flew as fast as they could to Leah's side. "You guys gotta help me think of a way to rescue the others" Leah told the power puff fans. "We'll do what we can" said Rachel who was very worried about poor Colette and Foxx and Brittin. "I'LL KICK THOSE BASTARDS IN THE SHIN AND SCARE THEM WITH MY EVIL DEATH RAY EYES!!" declared Luna "I shall crap my pants and vomit on them!!" said Hurl "I'll use my swinging pig tale action. It always annoys people" Meg said triumphantly! "Leah why don't you use your crazy drum stick hitting action on those guys?" "great idea! why didn't I think of that?" Leah pondered. "To the LiveonRelease mobile" and with that they were off to save Brittin, Foxx and Colette. They got there and claimed they were the pizza people and were let in immediately. It didn't take long before they knew they were being watched at the evil record company from bangladesh's headquaters. They were walking briskly down a hall and then they saw it! Foxx, Colette and Brittin were being tortured! THEY WERE BEING FORCED TO WATCH BRITNEY SPEARS VIDEOS!!!! "NOOOOOOOOOOO MAKE IT STOP" screamed Foxx "I can't take anymore" "IM GETTING WEAK!! NOOOOOOOO NOT THAT ONE AGAIN" screamed Colette with fear. "I AM GONNA SACK YOU WHEN I GET OUTTA HERE YOU FUCKER" Brittin threatened. "AHHHHHHHHHHHH I'LL HIT HER IF I SEE THIS ONE MORE TIME" ARGH!!!!" Just then the door is knocked down and in comes Leah and THE POWER PUFF FANS! "Prepare to be defeated by us" they say in unison. And then they go to it and start fighting. Luna uses her death ray to free LOR and Meg uses her swinging pig tale action to injure the evil record man! Hurl sees Meg beating one of the guys with her pigtales and projectile vomits on them! The power puff fans are getting weak and Leah uses her DRUM STICK HITTING ACTION to defeat the evil record men! they all high 5 each other and run like hell to get out of there! They all hop in the LOR mobile and are off to the back alley! LOR thanks them by giving them free tickets and backstage passes. "THANKS FOR RESCUING US GUYS" Foxx says "IT WAS OUR DUTY AS THE POWER PUFF FANS TO HELP YOU OUT" The power puff fans say. Later LOR goes onstage and does an amazing show and the power puff fans were there for all of it! After the show THE POWER PUFF FANS said good bye to LOR and went home and everyone lived happily everafter



		Story 2 Written By Rachel "Key sera sera! Whatever will be will be! The futures not ours to see!" Sang foxx as she wandered down the street in Vancouver. At the same time Hurl and Luna were in the Power puff fans headcorters waiting for more cases to come in. Just then Meg Fury and Rachel walked in covered in gummi worms. "SAVE THE GUMMI WERMS! SAVE THE GUMMI WERMS!" they truimphantly shouted. "HOW MANY DRUGS HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN SMOKING AND WHAT KIND!?" shouted Hurl and Luna in unison. "SAVE THE GUMMI WERMS!" they continued to shout. "We need to save these poor helpless gummi werms!!" Just then the phone rang, it was Foxx, and she was in a panic "THEY STOLE IT THEY STOLE IT THOSE FUCKING YUPPYS STOLE IT!" she paused and then said "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SCREAMING IN THE BACKGROUND!?" "Calm down Foxx! The yuppys stole what?" asked Luna. "MY BASS MY BASS MY PRECIOUS BASS!" "THOSE FUCKERS!!" shouted Luna The conversation continued, and Luna decided this was a case for... THE POWER PUFF FANS! They all flew over to Foxx's house as fast as they could. "YOU GOTTA GET IT BACK GUYS!" "WE WILL!" Shouted the Power Puff Fans. "Yeah!" shouted Rachel "AND NOW I HAVE A SUPER POWER!MY MAGIC FAIRY WAND! You see, one day the power puff fans went to walmart and i bought a fairy wand! We got back to HQ, And i was waving it around, and WOOSH! one of megs pigtails lit on fire! actually it was quite funny to see Megs running around screaming 'PUT IT OUT YOU FUCKER PUT IT OUT!' but with one swing of the head it was out." The four of them flew over to the evil record companys HQ in Bangladesh to see if they had stolen Foxx's bass. Again they told them they were the pizza people and were automatically let in.. again.. "Haha dude Meg that pizza people idea was fucking great! works every fuckin time! dumbasses!" Luna said They trudged onwards and there they saw it! A ROOM FULL OF GUITARS!! ALL OVER!! NOTHING BUT BASSES AND GUITARS!! But the room was highly secured, robots that shot killer bees out of thier mouths lurked inside, and tons of video cameras and heat sensors. "Dudes i think we need help with this one!" said megs. "Yeah!" they all agreed. They decided on calling the rest of the LOR crew to help them, but certainly not Foxx she was under too much stress losing her bass. So they quickly called up Brittin Leah and Colette. "YOU GUYS GOTTA HELP US!" Hurl screamed into the phone. "YEAH BUT HOW! AND TONE IT DOWN A BIT!" Colette screamed back "Oh..yeah sorry about that!" said Hurl "We need yer help to get Foxx's bass back! Colette can use her mad voice to fuck the frequency on the robots up, Leah can use her hard hitting drum skills to bash the heat sensors and brittin can use her third degree black belt to smash the security cameras and use it on the security guards after wards if they try to bother us!" "OK!BE THERE IN A FLASH!" said colette and she hung up the phone "TO THE LIVEONRELEASE MOBILE!" she shouted to Leah and brittin. Within seconds Brittin, Colette and Leah were at the evil Record company HQ in Bangledesh. They said they were more pizza people and let in automatically. "These people must order a fuck of alota pizza!" said brittin. The trudged onwards until they saw Hurl, Luna, Megs, and Rachel hiding in corners by the room full of basses and guitars. Luna gave a nod and Colette started Screaming, and soon the robots were out of wack and went after the HQ's head guy dude. Then Leah went it and started spinning around her drumsticks HIYA! she screamed and they heard crash! and Leah came out gave a nod to brittin to go in and smash the cameras. With one smooth kick all the cameras were out and The power puff fans ran into the room and grabbed foxx's bass. "OK!" Shouted Rachel "NOW LETS GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! POWER PUFF AWAY!" "TO THE LIVEONRELEASE MOBILE!" shouted brittin "HEY THATS MY LINE!" Colette whined "THERES NO TIME FOR THAT NOW!" screamed brittin. Off they all were to Foxx's house, and at the door, Luna proudly handed Foxx her bass. "HAHAHA THANK YOU GUYS SOOOO MUCH!" "Its all in a days work for.. THE POWER PUFF FANS!" exclaimed Luna theme music plays Foxx thanks them by getting the band to play a personal show for them. After the show Foxx thanked the power puff fans again. And everyone went thier ways.



		Story 3 Written By Megs "NOW IT'S JUST YOU AND ME AGAINST THE WORLD I SING 1 2 3 OWWWWWWWWW" Colette screamed!! "WHAT THE HELL?? YOU FUCKER! THOSE AREN'T THE WORDS" Brittin remarked. "Colette have you lost 'the edge'. What all drugs have you been sniffing??" Foxx asked worriedly. "I AM NOT SNIFFING ANYTHING! YOU IDIOTS! I BROKE A FRIGGIN NAIL!!" Colette screamed in agony! The other members of LOR gasped! they all took a step back after they saw they horror that was Colette's nail! "OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! WHAT WILL DO??? WE GOTTA HELP COLETTE THIS IS AWFUL" Leah screamed while running around in circles. "OH NOOOOOO" Then PLOWY!!! She ran right into a wall! after the other members of LOR had finished laughing at her they went over to help her get up. "PRETTY BIRDIES. LOOK AT THEM GO" said a very out of it Leah. They finally make it onto the bus, where they think that they are safe. Colette goes to lie down in her bunk with all of her stuffed animals for comfort and discovered that her beloved walrus, Mr. Josef was missing in action! "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NOT MR. JOSEF!!" said Colette right b4 she burst into tears. "There are only 4 people that can help us now." said brittin hesitantly. "you know who I am talking about right?" "HECK YEAH!!!! THE POWER PUFF FANS" Foxx answered triumphantly Rachel got the call on the power puff line and alerted the others when they got back to HQ from getting their pizza. "OH NO!!!! WE GOTTA HELP HER!! POWER PUFF AWAY" They all said! ***** POWER PUFF THEME MUSIC (GET WITH IT)*** "Hey guys I got a new power today!!! I GOT GASEOUS FARTING FLAMES!! WHEN I FART FLAMES COME OUT MY BUM" Luna told the others proudly! "WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOWWW! I wish I could do that" Hurl and Rachel said! "THAT'S PRETTY NEATO!! I GOT ME A JELLO PUDDING HELMET!" said Meg! "LOOK THERE THEY ARE" luna pointed out "POWER PUFF DOWN!" They all said in unison. With that the Power Puff Fans landed and entered LOR's bus where they found all four members very upset! "Colette we'll rescue Mr. Josef" Megs assured. "Rachel you stay here and work on those nails and we'll go get Mr. Josef". "Thanks Power Puff Fans!" Colette said happily. "YEAH MESS THOSE FUCKERS UP!!!" Brittin cheered. Just then they noticed Leah crawling on the floor "Pretty birdies... see the colors" Leah said. "Why is she crawling on the floor?" Luna and Hurl asked. "It's how she entertains herself" Brittin said with a chuckle and evil grin. "OH.... POWER PUFF AWAY" *theme music*** So now it was just Megs, Luna, and Hurl. Those three alone would fight the evil "3 TIMES BAD GANG OF THIEVES" They got to their headquarters and of course used the ole "we're the pizza guys trick" and again...it worked! "You know we are gonna need new trick soon cause people are gonna catch on" hurl pointed out "We'll think of something later" Luna answered. WHIP Meg whiped her pigtale and knocked one of the members of the "3 TIMES BAD GANG" out. She patted herself on the back then told Luna to wake him up by farting on him. PFFFFFFFFARLLLPD he woke imediately! "Take us to Mr. Josef and you'll live to see tomorrow" Luna said! He quickly pointed them to the room that they were keeping mr. josef in. So without a second of hesitation hurl vomitted on him, Luna farted and Megs headbutted him with her Jello Puding helmet. and he was yet again down fer the count! Next the 3 power puff fans went to the room and Meg used her pig tales to knock over the door! "WWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWZERS! THAT WAS A GOOD ONE" Meg exclaimed quite happy with her abilities! The 3 then rushed in and they bent Luna over and warned that if they interfered with the rescue of Mr. Josef that they would be farted on!!The Power Puff Fans were not messed with! The girls grabed Mr. Josef and quickly returned back to the LOR bus! "Thanks guys" Colette said as she gave mr. josef a big ole hug! "It was nothing" Hurl said! "My jello pudding helmet saved the day" Megs said. "MY ARSE" LUNA SAID! "i am staying away from that one Luna" Hurl said and they all laughed! Colette then thanked the girls by giving them all autographed shirts and posters signed by all the members of LOR! POWER PUFFS SAVE THE DAY AGAIN! Story 4 Written By Megs The Power Puff Fans were sitting in there headquarters when all of a sudden IT happened! "AHHHHHHHHHHH" screamed Power Puff Megz "Not this! anything but this!!" She continued to cry. The others quickly ran to see what the hell Megz was carrying on about! What they saw when they entered the room was nothing short of horrific!. Poor Power Puff Megz was lying on the floor suffering a massive attack of some kind! One look at the t.v told them exactly why she was twitching and vomiting on the floor! IT WAS BITCHNEY QUEERS ON MUCH MUSIC!!! "OH NOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Jackie Screamed "Quick, somebody change it." Luna instructed. Rae Rae flew across the room and quickly turned it off. "I'll put on some LOR!!" RAE RAE said! "that always works" So Power Puff Rae Rae put on "Hardcore" and Megz started to come around! "Thanks guys" megZ said while coughing "I thought I was a goner!" Just then a call came in on the LOR to Power Puff emergency line! It was Colette and she was not doing well! "WHAT WHAT WHAT!!!!!!" rae rae yelled into the phone! the others all looked very worried! "Brittin's suffered a britney attack" Colette continued to explain to Rae Rae! "We need yer help" "IT CAN'T BE!!!!" RAE rae said! "Megz jus suffered one too" "are the rest of you okay?" Colette asked. "help! get here as soon as you can" "Yeah! we'll be there soon" Rae Rae replied. Rae Rae told the Power Puff Fans what had happened and they all left immediatelyto rescue Brittin. "POWER PUFF AWAY" *****POWER PUFF THEME MUSIC******* They arrived at the LOR Mansion to find Brittin in an awful state. She was 10 times worse than megz was! "I KNOW WHAT TO DO!" Luna told them! "Quick Jackie, put on some AFI!" Jackie said okay and quickly flew across the room to put on some AFI! Again Luna's idea worked! Brittin came around and with help from all involved she was able to get up and remain standing. "We must put an end to this evil Bitchney Queers" Jackie said in a authoritative tone! "Yeah, but we will be destroyed for sure" Rae Rae remarked "Not if we all wear Jello Pudding Helmets" Jackie said! "Oh yeah! lets go make some" Rae Rae said. And with that they were off to make the helmets. They hustled and finished the helmets so they could come up with a plan! But before they could go they needed to give each member of LOR a special power. Since Leah allready had "crazy drumsticks" they needed to come up with powers for each member! Colette was given "Vocal Wave" a power that caused the victim to fall over when she yelled "Johnny". Brittin was given "evil zombie gaze" where she could feeze her victims for about 10 seconds just by making eyecontact with them! and finally Foxxie was given "jump double kick spin thing" where she coud jump up in the air and hover for like 5 seconds and kick and kick and kick some more! So now they figured they'd be allset when Rae Rae sugested ear plugs! "Yeah! perfect that way we won't have to listen to that fucker at all! damn I hate that fucker!" Brittin said! "haha! ...fucker...hehehehehe" Megz chuckled. everyone looked at her and she sat down! then she got back up cause it was time to go! "TO THE LIVEONRELEASE MOBILE" Leah said "POWER PUFF AWAY" and with that they were gone! They got to the venue where the evil Bitchney was performing that night! they said that they were the pizza guys and where let in immediately! they had Brittin go on ahead and freeze all the security gaurds! and Foxx went with her to knock them out with her hover kick! it worked well just as they thought it would! They heard someone coming so Leah quickly turned around and whacked them with her drumstick! Its a good thing she turned around because it was one of Bitchneys evil mafia guys! They Power Puff Fans and LiveonRelease got to the EVIL Bitchneys dressing room and braced themselves by putting on the jello pudding helmets and inserting the ear plugs! Then with a swift whip of Rae Raes wand, the door to the dressing room was knocked over! And they all chrged in ready for battle! But this is where the plan went wrong! LiveonRelease and The Power Puff Fans hadnt counted on Christina fuckerlara being in there too! OH NO! Bitchney said! not the power puff fans and LiveonRelease! she exclaimed! Prepare to be destroyed Luna said. Im gonna mess you up fucker!!!! Brittin yelled you bitches are going down Foxx added! Colette and Rae Rae were still out in the hall gaurding against intruders! Then it started Luna farted and the battle was on! bliff BLAM Meg whipped Bitchney with a pigtale. POWEE Foxx hover kicked Christina and sent her flying. Bitchney started to sing! and despite the earplugs the girls could still hear it and it made them weak. but they persevered and kept fighing. Jackie puked and while Christina and Bitchney were whiping it off of them Brittin stared at them and then they froze! The girls quickly tied them up and threw them in a case! They grabbed Rae Rae and Colette and headed for the secret space station! There they put Bitchney And Christina into a ship and sent it too Pluto! and Bitchney and Christina Fuckerlara were never heard from again! The girls congratulated themselves on a job well done and decided to go to the LiveonRelease mansion to celebrate their victory against the evil Bitchney Queers and Christina Fuckerlara. On their way to the mansion people recognized them and thanked them for saving the world from those two asses! it was nothing! Those fuckers had it coming Brittin responded as Lor posed for pictures with all the people! So that nights party was the best party any of them had ever gone to! So with the world safe from Bitchney and Christina, the power puff fans could rest peacefully and so could LOR! The end [side note from megs:If that story is totally confusing, i apologize cause I was VERY hyper on chocolate, cherry coke, pez and push pop at the time! :)]